Me: Hey, Shannon, can I interview you for my website?
Shannon: What? Devin, go away, I'm busy.
Me: Too busy for your favorite sister?
Shannon: DEVIN, go AWAY!
Me: But I love you Shannon, can't we have a nice talk? We can talk about boys! I know, let's have a slumberparty!
Shannon: I mean it, Devin, leave me alone!
Me: But we could watch Dirty Dancing and eat ice cream, it'll be great!
Shannon: You are like, so pathetic. Get some friends or something.
Me: But I thought YOU were my friend Shannon?!
Shannon: I'm telling Mom if you don't leave me alone.