Shannon Let's Us Know What's Uncool
"Britney Spears USED to be cool, but she's like SO over now."
"Fat people are like, so gross, eugh"
"Omigod, 80's music is SO gay!"
"Kate Moss is so gross, I mean she's skinny, but she looks like an alien, gross!"
"I wish mail came on Sundays. Cuz it's like, Amy will get the new Delia*s catalog on Saturday, and like, I won't have gotten it yet, and they don't give mail out on Sunday, so I have to wait all weekend to get it! And like what if I NEED to order like a new dress like right away, but I like can't because I don't have the stupid catalog cuz of the mail, it's so lame!"
"People in the 70's were so gross. I mean, I thought people now couldn't dress, ch, it's nothing compared to those ugly 70's people!"
"Hotmail is so gay. No cool people use Hotmail, Devin!"
"God, Devin, SHUTUP, Family Matters is on!"